Reel Drunk: Recent Comments

Comment on Reel Drunk 14: Cold As Ice!

2009-03-24T15:27:12Z

Enjoyed your review! Ice Queen is the worst movie I have ever seen, which pains me to say since I am in it. I must say it was fun to make, however. You may find it interesting that the only reason it got made was because they had a set left over from another movie called Landslide, and someone thought, "Hey, before we throw the set away, why don't we cover it with snow and make a movie with an avalanche?" And so Ice Queen was born. It was written in seven days. I know what you are thinking... "It seems like they spent at least eight days writing this." The first scene I shot was in the middle of the movie. I thought we were "marking" through it for tech when the director said, "That's good. Set up for the next scene." Thusly, I had to base the character's journey leading up to, and following, on that piece of shit! And so the tone was set. Nothing was rehearsed, and no input from the director. Just, stand there, say your line, pan to the fake tits. And that is how movie magic is made.

Comment on Reel Drunk #36: It's A Shpadoinkle Day!

2009-01-30T01:10:38Z

FYI - I just created a Facebook fanclub. Prepare to be a phenomenon.

Comment on Reel Drunk #33: Eddie Lives!

2009-01-28T03:12:56Z

I only think Kyle would be the top because he love to throw it in the trose so much. Also, I must point out the strange (and purely anecdotal) phenomenon among the gays where the manlier dude is the bottom. I'm just putting it out there.

Comment on Reel Drunk #36: It's A Shpadoinkle Day!

2009-01-23T20:15:42Z

It's like you guys are talking right to me...

Kudos on the choice of "Cannibal!"; it's inclusion will certainly help to secure more listeners. Namely Jake and Dave.

"Big Meat Eater" is on it's fuckin' way! You guys haven't rocked any true porn yet, so might I suggest pairing it with "Misty Beethoven: the Musical". I believe you'll find it in Kyle's collection.

Comment on Reel Drunk #36: It's A Shpadoinkle Day!

2009-01-23T03:25:43Z

I listen to this.

Comment on Reel Drunk 22: How The West Sucked Balls!

2008-09-16T20:27:25Z

OK, so I have been lurking in the shadows listening for a while... I figured it was time to say something. I began crying at my desk when the conversation devolved. Poor Harrison Ford, if he only knew how much Kyle hates him. LOL
Y'all are so stupid! and I LOVE it. That's all I have to say.

Comment on Reel Drunk 13: This C.H.U.D.'s For You!

2008-09-06T03:45:43Z

C.H.U.D. was just officially referenced in the New York episode of the Simpsons. Rock.

Comment on Reel Drunk 16: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting!

2008-08-12T03:44:57Z

You guys should come up with a scale on how to rate these abominations. Call it the "shyle scale". Base it on a GOOD SHITTY or BAD shitty. I leave you 2 to think of what to use, i.e. how many rum and cokes it would take to like this movie. Just a suggestion, later bitches

Comment on Reel Drunk 8: Wam Bam Vanarama!

2008-08-12T03:40:23Z

I can't beleive what I am seeing today 8-11-08, Vamp is actually being played on cable on MOJO+ channel 226 on comcast. WHAT A SHITTY MOVIE!

Comment on Reel Drunk 15: Dicks, Drugs, and Rock & Roll!

2008-08-08T15:32:12Z

Where's your next entry? I miss you guys...I miss your scent...your musk...

I've got a quick show suggestion. There is a little known production company that releases straight to DVD movies with titles/covers similar to blockbusters being released at the same time (to fool the consumer, I can only assume). I challenge you to watch a pair of these films:

Alien vs. Hunter, or AVH
I am Omega
Transmorphers
Monster

Enjoy.