Reel Drunk 10: Swords & (Wilt the) Stilts
Kyle and I have been talking about watching The Beastmaster and Conan the Destroyer for a long time. It was one of those combos that we kept putting off for other things, like This Darkness (God knows why). Well, we slapped those bitches into the DVD player, poured ourselves a few drinks (we tried a new spiced rum, Admiral Nelson's...deeelish), and settled in to watch a bunch of oily guys and their butt-cheeks fight each other. Add in some random boobies, some bad special effects, and one rubber poop monster, and we ended up with one magical evening. We hope you feel the same.
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I sure do like when you guys disagree, it makes for great radio. As with most things, though, it's better when Kyle is really sauced. (see Reel Drunk 8: Wam Bam Vanarama!)
Here's another suggestion, in honor of Kyle and my favorite genre: Zombie Strippers and Diary of the Dead - both recent entries to the cinematic cesspool and both awful in their own way. I'll bring down copies this weekend.
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I love The Beastmaster... and Marc Singer... and especially the ferrets. It's just one of those movies you can't pass up when it's playing on TNT.
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